My last few blogs av been rather shit lol so this blog, is actually gunna be about SHIT ...

 

Ghost Shit

That's the kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean Shit

The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Second Wave Shit

It happens when you're done shitting, you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realise that you have to shit some more.

Brain Hemorrage Shit

Also known as "Pop a vein in your forehead " shit. the kind where you strain so much to get it out that you practically have a stroke.

Sweetcorn Shit

Self Explanatory !

Log shit

The kind of shit that is so huge that you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.

Drinkers Shit

That is the kind of shit that you have the morning after a long night of drinking - its most noticeable trait is the skid marks left on the bottom of the toilet.

"Gee I wish I could shit" Shit

Its the kind of shit where you want to shit, but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Shit

That's the one where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Shit

Also known as "The Power dump" That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

Liquid Shit

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, spashes all over the inside of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

Mexican Food Shit

In a class of its own.

The Crowd Pleaser

This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone.

Mood Enhancer

This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual

This shit occurs at the same time time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

Guiness Book of Records Shit

A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Shit

This shit has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is effected.

The Honeymoons over Shit

This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

Groaner

A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance Floater Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushes.

Ranger

A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

Phantom Shit

This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit putting it there.

Peek-a-boo-Shit

Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The bombshell

A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during love making or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

Snake Charmer

A long skinny shit which has managed to coil into a frightening position - usually harmless.

Olympic Shit

This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinkers shit.

See, i told you! i know all kinds of shit lmao

You want to add Media Player to you're space? here's how ...

 

1.) Log into you're space in the 'Edit' mode.

 

2.) In the address bar of you're web browser add the text "&powertoy=musicvideo" to the end of you're URL.

 

 

3.) For example, mine would be.....

 

http://spaces.msn.com/members/Someones-Ickle-Sinna/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c02_owner=1&_c=&powertoy=musicvideo

4.) Then click the 'Go' button.

 

5.) Once the page has finished realoading, you need to click on the 'Customize' tab in you're space, it will be situated in the top right hand corner of you're space.

 

 

6.) Then click the 'Modules' dropdown menu which is situated on the left hand side of you're space, you should see in that list something called 'Powertoy: Windows Media Player' click the 'Add' option next to it.

 

7.) And then click 'Save'.

Custom HTML allows you to add a banner like my 'Welcome To The Sins' one. You can also add other things such as a counter, clock, picture, etc. To do this, just simply follow these steps.....

 

 

1.) Log in and edit your space.

 

 

2.) In the address bar, at the end of your URL add the text '&powertoy=sandbox'.

 

 

3.) Click 'Go' or 'Enter'.

 

 

4.) Once the page has finished reloading, click on the 'Customize' tab, this will be situated in the top right hand corner of your space.

 

 

5.) Then click 'Modules' and a dropdown menu should appear. In that dropdown menu you should see something called 'PowerToy: Custom HTML' click add next to it.

 

 

6.) Now click 'Save'.

 

 

7.) You should now have a box called 'Custom HTML', this is where you will add the banner/picture/counter etc, to your space.

 

 

8.) You need to use a tag for it to work, so for example <img src="YourLinkToYourPictureHere"> .

 

 

9.) The link to your picture/banner/clock etc must be inserted where it say's 'LinkToYourPictureHere'.

 

 

10.) Once you have inserted the link, click 'Save'.

The Tweak UI Power Toy allows you to customize the look of your space. This will allow you to change the font colour of lists, module borders, background colour, module colour etc.

 

 

To get the Tweak UI Power Tool, simply follow these steps....

 

 

1.) Log in and edit your space.

Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the women. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"